Here’s the thing. I don’t really like it when somebody comes to me asking “Bakit hindi mo ina-update yung blog mo?” Yeah, the idea that people actually take time to read the crap that I write is flattering (like a bulldozer), but every time someone asks, it makes me think about how lazy I am. The truth sucks. So, just for future reference I came up with this: thirty reasons why my last post is still X-months-old.
Things I would rather do than to update my blog
1. Read other people’s blog
2. Chat on the phone
3. Do my thesis
4. SMS my ex-girlfriend
5. Wait for a reply (which never comes) from my ex-girlfriend
6. Stalk people on Friendster
7. Window shop
8. take a walk
9. watch porn
10. buy old magazines
11. drink liquid nitrogen
12. read
13. watch TV
14. buy DVDs
15. watch DVDs
16. come up with racist jokes (black humor)
17. come up with sexist jokes (pink humor)
18. brush my teeth
19. eat
20. watch porn
21. listen to the radio
22. chat on the net
23. scratch my balls
24. cook pasta
25. eat pasta
26. pick my nose
27. sleep
28. read the newspaper
29. clean my room
30. wash the dishes
I could go on forever but choose not to exaggerate.
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