Cock-sucking idiot

Why do you want read about my life? Maybe you're hopping that I would write about something more profound and interesting. Maybe you’re expecting me to review a book, a movie, or a CD. Do you want me to crack a joke? We’ll you aint gonna get none of that fagot. Yeah I’m talking to you. You, who read people’s blogs for pleasure. You, who have nothing anything better to do but sit in front of that damn box of yours. Damn it! Why are you still reading?